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Age: A score and two
Name: Pearce, Columbus, Christopher, V
Soundoff: 1
Dream Job: Assassin (for Google)
Favorite illegitimate child: Diamond Lee Surret
Life: probably about 1/5-1/3 complete
Sandwich: Any meat, any cheese, toasted
Book: Cat's Cradle
String Game: Cat's Cradle, Jacob's Ladder (tie)
Ladder: ?
World of Warcraft Class: Warlock
Most desired phone: Google's unreleased phone
Actor: Ed Norton
Color: Indian
Sound: Wooooosh
Punctuation: ~~~~
Salad Dressing: Ceasar
Music: Regina Spektor and me in a duet
Tape: Scotch, police (tie)
Position: Pheonix (fictional)
Saboteur: Ralph Nader
Disney Ancillary Character: Raja
Insignificant News Story: John Benet Ramsey
Race: Chicago Marathon, Asian (tie)
Shepherd: David
Body of Water: the lake that supplied life on Mars a bajillion years ago
Genetic Mutation: Nightcrawler
Least Favorite Game to Try "Fatalities": Mortal Kombat (original for Sega... booooo)
Number: 8

That's it.