I know as our one reader you are incredibly disappointed.  Perhaps you've written us out of your will.  Please don't.  We're not exactly wealthy here.
I can speak for myself in saying that I've been busy with work... possibly a new job.  We'll see on Monday.  No excuse, I know.
As for Dopple, he's been doing his usual things - making creative projects, working, selling children from Kiribati over the internet.  I bet you don't know how to pronounce that.
No, that's not it.
For your entertainment, another thing I've been liking these days is 
http://uncchsecrets.blogspot.com/.